This semester, I decided that in order to build up my credibility as a "fashion writer," I should write a fashion column for the University of Waterloo student newspaper, The Imprint. Little did the Imprint staff know, now that I'm the self-proclaimed fash-expert on campus, I am free to hurl gleeful insults at the plebes whose lack of fashion sense offends my visual sensibilities! Ok, not really. But my first article was about I think TOMS shoes are dreadfully ugly. Read on.